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The market fluctuated again today.

Wall Street fluctuated again today.

Two days ago, the Million Zimbabwe Dollar Homepage looked like this:

After being linked to on boingboing, hits to the site increased:

Today the site is almost full:

BoingBoing posted a link to the Million Zimbabwe Dollar Homepage - orders rushing in! Cool. Oh man, I am swamped. This is going to fill up fast. Thanks Xeni!

Yesterday the Zimbabwe dollar had its largest one-day decline against the US dollar since the country’s independence from Britain in 1980. On the black market $1USD will get you Z$20,000,000. The official rate is Z$30,000 per $1USD.

The currency slumped to 20 million per dollar, from 6 million yesterday… Demand for foreign currency “has suddenly gone through the roof,” said Takesure Hove, who buys and sells currencies in an area of Harare traders call Wall Street. “Perhaps the central bank needs U.S. dollars to finance the election next month and they’re buying it through their people.

“With elections looming and budgets depleted two months into the year, it is inevitable that the Zimbabwe dollar will continue to slide and that the slide will become exponentially rapid,” Robertson said. “It’s been a general rule that whenever government has been in urgent need of foreign currency, the black market rate tumbles.”

“Even the very wealthy are surviving to a large extent on what vegetables they can grow in the gardens. This latest crash will destroy many people’s lives.”

Zimbabwe has the world’s highest inflation rate of 100,580 percent.
I’ve been selling pixels on The Million Zimbabwe Dollar Homepage based on the official rate - $0.03USD for 900 pixels. But this recent huge drop in the Zimbabwe currency has forced me to cut prices. I’m now selling 900 pixel blocks for US$0.01.

I’ve already made Z$46,100 Z$73,600 Z$82,400 from The Million Zimbabwean Dollar Homepage - this is awesome. Who needs a job? The internet is a money-making machine. I’m getting orders for more pixels every minute. I’ve had to hire some staff so that I can keep up with the demand. There are only a limited number of pixels available, so you better hurry and reserve yours now!

I’ve been using this Brain-Trading Interface (BTI) Helmet that I received in the mail for product review. I have used it while trading and scanning through stock charts over the last two months and the results are pretty impressive - an increase of 26%. I’ve noticed that I am able to recognize patterns more quickly and my response time has accelerated.
You simply place the interface on your head, adjust the straps, and plug in the USB to your computer. The electronic current flowing through my scalp was a little irritating at first, but I quickly became used to it.
My wife says I have become distant and uninterested. Food tastes bland.
But I love the interface - it has opened my eyes to the infinity of chaos in the markets. It is really just a wide spectrum of fractals. It might not make sense to you now, but once you try the BTI you will understand.