Good morning, my name is Ugly, and I am a loser. I have it in me to do serious financial damage to my account.

Dear Diary,
CALM continues to be an ugly loser and shorts continue to make a fortune.
KERX is probably one to consider for shorting.
It looks like you can't lose shorting ONXX.
SCHN also looks to go much lower.

One of my favorites, CTRP is looking ready to make new highs.
FORD continues to do what it does best - go up.
NGPS is going at it again.
SRDX looks good.
Finally, one of my very favorites, portfolio pick ERS made a beautiful move today.
You think these picks look good? - You should check out this!

If you want to know how to make a sh@tload of money in the stock market, simply study CMT. Or FORD. Learn everything about them and the way they looked before they made their insane moves. And then wait until another stock looks just like it. All of my fans email me and ask me how I became a super genius at stock picking. This is all I did.
A lot of fans also email me and ask me how I became so good looking, I like to tell them that "this body doesn't just build itself."
A lot of the strongest stocks in the market had nice moves today - which is probably good news for the market. There are a lot of very good looking charts on that list. Despite nearly no change in the major indices today, nearly 100 stocks made new all-time highs. Most of them are on the top 100 alpha list - and the ones that aren't probably will be soon.

It was hot here in Minnesota today. A perfect day for a cold beer and a veggie burger.

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