The Ugly Rally Cap©
This is the type of market that puts you to the test. In these types of unsure conditions, it is often a good idea to take a break and clear your head. Don't give up. Bring yourself back to the trading desk and put on your Ugly Rally Cap©. Rally caps have important psychological and magical powers.
To make an Ugly Rally Cap©, simply follow these easy instructions:
1) Find an old baseball cap, a roll of duct tape, and a red marker
2) Wrap the outside of the baseball cap completely in duct tape, making sure not to ruin the shape of the cap so that it will fit comfortably on your head
3) Draw the uglychart logo on the front of the cap
Remember, an Ugly Rally Cap© is not worn in hopes of making the market rally. It is put on to help you rally. Good luck!
