You may know an uglychart regular, happyweasel, from the discussion board. He dressed up as a pirate today for Halloween. He not only likes to dress up for Halloween, but he likes to take on the role of the character that he dresses up as - today a pirate. He wrote this to me over MSN Messenger just now:

went to lunch... was walking around this food court area, at first engaging in pirate small talk... my vocabulary is quite small so i turned to staring and butting in quietly...

built up a little more courage and was reading this guys newspaper

so, for some reason i grabbed this guys newspaper and said, "it is me paper now"
he was not amused and snatched the paper back and told me to 'get the hell outta here' something like that, i got all jittery