Give your money to a Troll (minimum $700k investment)
No need to give Weev your social security number, as he likely will already have it. From the New York Times article and his blog, it seems that he is in to commodities trading (and also interested in “online trade in illegal weaponry and assassination markets”).
From his blog:
if you agree with my vision of the future, are an “accredited investor” according to the SEC’s regulations or just an investor who is not a US citizen and would like me to start you a private investment trust, you can email gluttony@gmail.com to chat (minimum startup capital, 700k).
I’ve got some deeply veiled gnosis to share about the nature of reality, about ancient Gods, and about the future of humanity. I had to watch the market carefully and also join several nearly dead religious cults to completely understand it all.
Before you invest, you should understand that Weev believes that the market, and all “reality,” is just a simulation. He also takes (or at least used to take, according to the NYT article) LSD and methamphetamines. Here are some of the ideas behind his commodity hedge fund:
So we’re at a new resource shortage. Global peak phosphorus happened in 1989. Phosphorus can be recovered though, so it isn’t too critical, but it is definitely bad for growing grain. We consistently as a planet consume more grain every year than we produce. Eventually those fat stockpiles are gonna hit bottom, and then shit hits the fan. We have already seen tortilla riots in Mexico, and commodities shortages and export controls in nearly half the world. Oil is going to become a little scarcer, but isn’t going to run out anytime soon. The Saudi fields have peaked and Kuwait’s are about to do so, but it doesn’t matter. There was a strategic decision to bleed the middle east dry of oil long ago. We still have plenty of shit we can drill elsewhere. America’s deserts have plenty of light sweet crude, I assure you.
So what resource are we going to run out of? There’s a very important one, one that is required to grow things. One that is required for human beings to survive. T Boone Pickens just put 200mil of his own money into securing rights to this resource. The first ETF for this resource appeared a couple years ago, and Sydney is opening the first futures market for this resource. My hedge fund heavily speculates in this resource.
