Electronic Brain-Trading Interface Impoves Results by 26%

Crazy Hat I’ve been using this Brain-Trading Interface (BTI) Helmet that I received in the mail for product review. I have used it while trading and scanning through stock charts over the last two months and the results are pretty impressive - an increase of 26%. I’ve noticed that I am able to recognize patterns more quickly and my response time has accelerated.
You simply place the interface on your head, adjust the straps, and plug in the USB to your computer. The electronic current flowing through my scalp was a little irritating at first, but I quickly became used to it.
My wife says I have become distant and uninterested. Food tastes bland.
But I love the interface - it has opened my eyes to the infinity of chaos in the markets. It is really just a wide spectrum of fractals. It might not make sense to you now, but once you try the BTI you will understand.