Improve your trading: Induce Autism
If you haven’t been trading this recent awkward market very well, maybe you would do better by making yourself autistic:
Last night, in fact, a group German researchers announced they’d perfected the method for inducing autism. (They can also cure it.)
Some characteristics of autism that may help your trading: Ritualistic behavior, Compulsive behavior, and Restricted behavior. Some that may hurt your trading: Sameness, Stereotypy and Self-injury.
However, a small fraction of those with Autism show extraordinary skills and unusual abilities. If you can turn it off and on - like scientists say they now can - it may be worth trying just to see if you have some extraordinary trading skillz when you are autistic.
But do you know any autistic traders? Maybe it wouldn’t do any good.
Anyway this isn’t just another crazy idea - traders are now taking drugs to improve their trading. I think it will be even more common in the future.
