Comments on: The Absolute Worst Movie of the Decade, Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002) http://www.uglychart.com/2008/01/11/the-absolute-worst-movie-of-the-decade-ballistic-ecks-vs-sever-2002/ Beauty is in the eye of the shareholder Sat, 10 Jan 2009 01:13:03 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: Ugly http://www.uglychart.com/2008/01/11/the-absolute-worst-movie-of-the-decade-ballistic-ecks-vs-sever-2002/#comment-35732 Ugly Fri, 11 Jan 2008 23:05:42 +0000 http://www.uglychart.com/2008/01/11/the-absolute-worst-movie-of-the-decade-ballistic-ecks-vs-sever-2002/#comment-35732 she calls me a movie snob she calls me a movie snob

]]> By: Tyro http://www.uglychart.com/2008/01/11/the-absolute-worst-movie-of-the-decade-ballistic-ecks-vs-sever-2002/#comment-35731 Tyro Fri, 11 Jan 2008 23:01:05 +0000 http://www.uglychart.com/2008/01/11/the-absolute-worst-movie-of-the-decade-ballistic-ecks-vs-sever-2002/#comment-35731 You must have an understanding and supportive wife. You must have an understanding and supportive wife.

]]> By: Ugly http://www.uglychart.com/2008/01/11/the-absolute-worst-movie-of-the-decade-ballistic-ecks-vs-sever-2002/#comment-35730 Ugly Fri, 11 Jan 2008 22:58:14 +0000 http://www.uglychart.com/2008/01/11/the-absolute-worst-movie-of-the-decade-ballistic-ecks-vs-sever-2002/#comment-35730 yeah that one looks awful, too, with a 2% out of 94 reviews. I might have to watch one of these just because everyone agrees they are so bad. yeah that one looks awful, too, with a 2% out of 94 reviews. I might have to watch one of these just because everyone agrees they are so bad.

]]> By: Tyro http://www.uglychart.com/2008/01/11/the-absolute-worst-movie-of-the-decade-ballistic-ecks-vs-sever-2002/#comment-35729 Tyro Fri, 11 Jan 2008 22:24:08 +0000 http://www.uglychart.com/2008/01/11/the-absolute-worst-movie-of-the-decade-ballistic-ecks-vs-sever-2002/#comment-35729 If you're a connoisseur of crap, it's worth watching. It was filmed in Vancouver, so I'd entertain myself by trying to spot the locations they were shooting, in between the really good bits. Like when Lucy Liu gets cornered by some government building. She's unarmed and facing about 75 heavily armed SWAT and police officers including a half-dozen snipers and at least one armoured personnel carrier. In one of the least believable action sequences ever conceived, she disarms a dozen soldiers (leaving their weapons behind, of course) and kills a dozen more before she picks up a machine gun and, firing from the hip, kills every sniper before they can take a single shot. Classic. For an equally painful movie going experience with an actual production budget, check out "Master of Disguise". It will reward you, should you have suitable chemical fortification for the journey and a support group to make witty remarks and stop you from swallowing your own tongue. Interestingly enough, it also was nominated for an award. If you’re a connoisseur of crap, it’s worth watching. It was filmed in Vancouver, so I’d entertain myself by trying to spot the locations they were shooting, in between the really good bits. Like when Lucy Liu gets cornered by some government building. She’s unarmed and facing about 75 heavily armed SWAT and police officers including a half-dozen snipers and at least one armoured personnel carrier. In one of the least believable action sequences ever conceived, she disarms a dozen soldiers (leaving their weapons behind, of course) and kills a dozen more before she picks up a machine gun and, firing from the hip, kills every sniper before they can take a single shot. Classic.

For an equally painful movie going experience with an actual production budget, check out “Master of Disguise”. It will reward you, should you have suitable chemical fortification for the journey and a support group to make witty remarks and stop you from swallowing your own tongue. Interestingly enough, it also was nominated for an award.

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