Dear Investors
I’ve noticed that many investing websites try to look professional by including a pic of their signature at the bottom of a post or the About page. Give me a break, man. It makes you look twice as bad.
It is the dumbest thing you can do.
Take my advice - if you want to look professional, never EVER put a pic of your signature at the bottom of your page.
It is so not cool. Seriously.
Yeah maybe some idiots will buy it and think to themselves, “this guy must really know what he is talking about - I mean, look at that signature. This must be some really professional stuff.” But anyone with half a clue will think to themselves, “dude, why are you taking the time to 1) write your signature, 2) scan it, and 3) place it at the bottom of your WEB PAGE. It is a web page, man. Use the keyboard - that’s what it’s there for. It doesn’t make you look cool. It is dumb, man. You look really really dumb.
Sincerely,
Ugly
