Box Wine
For some reason in our society there is an outrageous prejudice against box wine. It is often thought of as lower-class and I know many people who won’t drink it because of this. As an excuse they will say that it doesn’t taste as good as more expenisive wine-in-a-bottle, but the real reason they will not drink it is because they do not want to be associated with the lower class (these are usually the same people who will only drink bottled water). I have mentioned before how one of the wonderful miracles of nature is that wine has many health benefits. Boxed wine is less expensive and it keeps better because it prevents oxidation. I have been called a Goon Dog because of my beliefs, but I can’t imagine paying $7.99 for a 750ml bottle when you can get 5 litres of the same stuff for $12. Plus, once you are finished drinking the contents, you can use the empty sack:
Once the sack has been fully consumed, it can be inflated and used as a pillow or tied to a tree to scare away birds and small children. Country Australians have been known to use discarded ’sacks’ on statues to create a postmodern effect.
